Leaving the office early when your boss has left early as well.
Pulling a Vinkie is best done between, roughly, lunch and 4pm. After 4 you can't really say it's a Vinkie anymore, that's just leaving early.
If you notice colleagues doing Vinkies regularly, they are probably not happy in their work. If you see them doing it smiling, they probably already have another job elsewhere.
Not handing in work in time, then going to your teacher with overcried, puppy eyes and a forged mother's note that says "Please excuse my daughter's absence. She has been having a very bad period which ultimately led to stress and depression. Just yesterday, I found her on the bathroom floor, slitting her wrists and I had to call 911."
Then you miss school and spend an entire week in your local library working on many unfinished assignments, while you talk on the phone to your best friend and flirt with the guy sitting next to you.
"Hey Jack. Did you hand in your biology ISU last wednesday?"
"No, I'm still working on it. I talked to my teacher, so don't worry."
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.