Pulling a Bennie

Buying too many things you don't need on Amazon. Stress shopping on Amazon. Buying things on Amazon so that you distract yourself from ordering food on DoorDash

My wife caught me Pulling a Bennie, now she's pissed AND my credit card is maxed out!

by CouldBeArt June 22, 2021

pulling a benner

to take a unusually long shit, most likely brought on by an upcoming unpleasant task including but not restricted to hard work.

guy: hey where's patrick?
other guy: i dont know. i bet hes pulling a benner.
guy: hes supposed to be painting the spare room.

by asseyes42 April 29, 2011

Pulling a Bernie

To stick your beak in it at all times and then not turn up to work the next day

he was so drunk last night he ended up pulling a Bernie today

by dghdkghdkghkjghdfkghg July 14, 2011

Pulling a Bennington

The act of acquiring a rope, tying said rope into a noose, and hanging oneself. The phrase "Bennington" is a reference to Chester Bennington, whom had used this method of suicide.

I'm tired of math class. I'm Pulling a Bennington. I'll catch y'all folks on the other side.

by IzBunyit January 25, 2018

Pulling a Bernie

Falling asleep in a class while wearing sunglasses so the professor can't tell you are asleep. Named after the movie Weekend at Bernie's.

Class was so boring that Jake started Pulling a Bernie so that his teacher didnt know he was sleeping.

by Talking about the Dude here June 9, 2011

pulling a Beanie

The career-furthering act of forming an amazing new band which will hopefully match or surpass the band from which you have for whatever reason left. Can also be used to describe forming a side project which makes your usual band look sucky. Named for Steve "Beanie" Hewitt who is one person notable for this stunt.

1. Have you seen their MySpace? That one's pulling a Beanie.

2. Their EP is already better than her old band's album - she pulled a Beanie.

by Nuggle May 15, 2010

Pulling a beanie

When you speak in a Italian accent and say WATCHU doin?!!!!

I was pulling a beanie on derpferdlers stream.

by Derpferdlerfan November 27, 2021