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Pull a Joe Lawson

For an educator to not show up to work the last few years, especially before your retirement using sick days . Instead of showing up for work , go on international trips and flex by putting pictures on social media!
Bro, I need to pull a Joe Lawson and take off to France for a few weeks ! My Instagram and Facebook are going to be great ! The kids won’t miss me in class!
I just pulled a Joe Lawson ! I’m heading to Jamaica while my students have a sub! Let’s Go!

To pull a Joe

To perform a creepy sexual based action against another person. Similar to how Joe Biden interacts with people of all genders and ages.
Examples of To Pull a Joe

One person sniffs the hair of another person: the sniffer pulled a Joe

Someone gets Uncomfortably close to another for a picture: the creeper pulled a Joe

When a handshake turns into a shoulder squeeze and arm rub: the frisker pulled a Joe

If Jimmy gets a half an inch away from Suzy's face to tell her she has very mature boobs for her age: Jimmy pulled a Joe

Don’t pull a Joe

When you are the most annoying disrespectful little shit ever known to human kind and treat others like they are peasants and like you are the king even though you are only 8 years old and dont know shit. And you never get punished because mom will save your ass because you can do no wrong in the realm of Joe.
Hey bro better be careful mom will whoop your ass if you pull a Joe:don’t pull a Joe everyone will hate you cause you never get in trouble

don't pull a joey

to make ordinary life...gayer then shit
like to honestly make everybody so uncomfortable that they actually wouldn't mind doing a ugly chick to get away from the situation!!!!
Zach- Lets Bedazzle our pants!
John_ Ummm Zach...don't pull a Joey or we won't let you hang in our group
Andy- I second that
John- Andy get out of here...rule number 4 buddy.

Pull a Joey 

To defecate in one's own pants, acknowledge that you have defecated your own pants, and then proceed to continue to try to pick up women at bar in those pants, and lastly to pass out in those pants.
Drunken Guy 1: "Oh man I feel a monster fart coming"
Drunken Guy 2: "Hey man be careful you don't pull a Joey"
Pull a Joey by Shitpants14 April 14, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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