Pukini

Pukini

Pukini

by Pukini November 30, 2020

putinism

A lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. A lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. And the person being told the lie knows the liar knows he/she knows and so on ad infinum. Based on the name Vladimir Putin, prime minister of Russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.

Tom: Joe, are you gay?
Joe: No, I'm not gay.
Tom: Dude, you're 35 years old, never had a girlfriend and last night I saw you French kissing a guy at the theater. You're gay.
Joe: Dude, I am NOT gay!
Tom: You're sucking my dick, dude. You're GAY.
Joe: Am not.
Tom: You're just one big putinism, aren't you?

by Jonny Habenero October 16, 2008

putinism

noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.

Joe: I finally broke up with Sue. I caught her cheating red-handed finally.
Tom: I thought she knew that you knew.
Joe: She did. I told her. She still said she wasn't cheating but she knew that i didn't believe her. And she even KNEW that I KNEW.
Tom: Wow. That girl is just one putinism after the next.
Tom:

by Jonny Habenero October 12, 2008

puking ninja

person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves

Eric thought himself a puking ninja, but the entire party saw him throw up in the fireplace.

by TC September 26, 2003

Puking on a Pile of Shit

One of the famous quotes from the internet series "The Angry Video Game Nerd" the nerd uses this word in many episodes such as the Power Glove episode.

I'm playing Top Gun with the Power Glove. It's like puking on a pile of shit. - AVGN

by BlowJoeeee September 24, 2013

pukin' red

Slang for a type of really good Kentucky marijuana.

I'll take a Pepsi Challenge with any of that cali dank w/ my Pukin' Red, dawg!

by Kapital K May 11, 2008

putinik

(n.) a stealthy, shadowy, sinister figure that orchestrates and manipulates others for his/her personal (financial or political) gain, without regard of fallout or harm caused.

Beware of your dealings with Vlad, he has an evil me first persona. He's a putinik!

gangstamafiamafiosomalefactorcriminalcrookmafiosisinister

by Csinaco January 16, 2011