Pufferate 

To suck a penis.

I really like to unwind by pufferating a nice juicy cock. To pufferate is to enjoy the penis in all of it's masculine glory.

Pufferate by H Chinaski October 15, 2022

Pufferbelly 

A person who consumes marshmallows and blueberry pies to the point of excess. This often leads to numbing of the frontal lobes, therefore the term is often used to describe dillusional indivduals with an obsession for the afforementioned dessert items.

"That E-Rick is such a Pufferbelly, look at him eating all those fucking marshmallows and blueberry pies."

Pufferbelly by Jayke Meoff November 7, 2007

pufferkite 

pussy

She had a finely trimmed pufferkite.

pufferkite by don toledo September 30, 2003

pulverate 

syn: kill, murder, kick butt
used while cheering for a sports team

"Come on, team! PULVERATE 'em!!!!"

pulverate by Haley Ben December 29, 2007

Douche Puffette 

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.

After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.

Douche Puffette by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

Pufferteh 

Word said by one that gives "life" to the word 'pfft'. Usually when one says 'Pufferteh' it is an act of randomness and has absolutley NO meaning. Most say it because it's fun to say.

Note: Pufferteh is not written on paper, or typed. It is only to be spoken outloud.

Pronounced: PUFF-err-Tehhh Let the PUFF and the err roll together.

Other pronunciation, for those that say it fast: PUv-er-Teh

Dialogue-

P1: Hey man whats up?
P2: Nothing much..
P1: Hahaha, i just owned some kid at basketball!!
P2: Pufferteh..!

Note that when you say 'Pufferteh' it's supposed to be VERY random, and make people laugh becuase of how random it was. If people don't laugh, you don't know when to say this word. Never overuse it either.

Pufferteh by 11111234867563468 August 4, 2007

puffertician

Politicians and political pundits who make statements and claims that express subjective rather than objective views that are filled with misleading or false information such that no reasonable person would take them literally or seriously.

Boehner said premiums will "skyrocket" because of the newly passed health care law, citing a report on rising premiums by the Kaiser Family Foundation. The puffertician failed to point out, however, that the Kaiser report covered increases that took effect before the law was signed.

puffertician by ejtdad03 December 12, 2010