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Puddle pussy 

When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers
Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21
Puddle pussy by The Dude23 August 29, 2022

pussy puddle 

the juices left on a surface after a woman has been sexually excited and her vaginal secretions oozed through her clothing
Dude, i was makin out with that chick on your couch and she left a pussy puddle on the cushion.
pussy puddle by the_blind_owl February 22, 2010

Puddle of pussy 

Unlike lake of pussy which is fed by many tributaries, puddle of pussy is only occasionally fed by the grace of god.
John hasnt had sex in a while, he must be standing in a puddle of pussy.

Pussy puddle

A discarded excretion from a vagina
Pussy puddle by Hamuuuuuuu December 31, 2025

Silly puddie pussy

A pussy that lack the elasticity to go back to the original form after sex.
I smash old girl but she had that silly puddie pussy, it was just hang everywhere.

paddle ball pussy cat

When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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