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Pubestache 

The light and fluffy pubic style hair that grows sparsely on the upper lip. Commonly found on teenage boys and some women.
Adam Morrison has a killer pubestache
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pubestache 

1. A faint fuzzy proto-mustache that grows on tweens, e.g a pubescent mustache.
Bobby has a pubestache, but doesn't even realize it yet.
pubestache by manicslang January 19, 2014

Pubestache 

When someone passes out, and you trim your pubes, and glue them onto that person's face giving them a pubestache
Dude we were at this party and we gave Ronnie a pubestache
Pubestache by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Pubestache 

When you take hair gel, part your pubes and gel each half together so they curl up, resembling a mustache.
Yo, I'm definitely rocking a pubestache for initiation

pusstache 

The pubic region of a female.
Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.
pusstache by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006

pustache 

A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance of their partner.
When Gary came out of the poonranatangwhores bedroom he sported a fresh pustache.
pustache by Bobby Lane February 13, 2008

Pubesticles 

Really hairy balls. A combination of pubes and testicles.
"I would have given him head but he had really bad pubesticles".
Pubesticles by Stephandash February 2, 2014
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