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P.T.E stands for "Penetrate Then Evacuate".

so basically a one night stand really, you would find a hot girl and then get with her then get the hell out of whereever you are.
John Doe: Guess what i did last night?
Parsley frank: wut?
John Doe: I PTE'd your mum hah!
PTE by ChronicYoung July 27, 2009
Words you can keep
"What's good this weekend?" "PTE"
PTE by waynecampbell December 2, 2011
When a young woman's body looks good today, but clearly is headed towards fat-chick-ness. This is due to either genetics or a combination of bad diet and no exercise.
She's hot today, but she's got PTE (potential to explode).
PTE by Mondak June 9, 2005

ah kong Ahmad & ah ma Mei Mei feat. Steven (with Confucius) [Mutu Sami REMIX] Food Palace Pte Ltd SG ver. 

ITS THE BEST AND CHEAPEST CAI PENG STALL AVAILABLE
ANY RACE IS WELCOME TO ah kong Ahmad & ah ma Mei Mei feat. Steven (with Confucius) Mutu Sami REMIX Food Palace Pte Ltd SG ver.
Pseudonym used by the late, great author Sir Terry Pratchett.
Best known for his many Discworld books.

Name / Term abused by some vague internet bottom feeders as well - but these are just a rip-off and an insult to the memory of a great man.
Pterry wrote so many great books, I don`t know where to start.
Pterry by Guardian72 December 8, 2017

pterodactyl screech 

A phrase commonly used by the fandom side of the social media website tumblr to describe a reaction of an inhuman noise (that sounds like a pterodactyl screech) one has made after they see something that pleases them greatly and instantly excites them.
*A cute drawing of OTP shows up on dash*

Tumblr User: *pterodactyl screech*
pterodactyl screech by Carlyndra September 8, 2013
A plane figure that is a sector of a circle that is missing a triangle from where the two straight lines meet.
When Bryan bites the bottom of a 2d ice cream cone to suck on the ice cream, he creates a ptele.
Ptele by Mr. Kats December 1, 2018
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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