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pseudofeminism 

Any speech, ideology, position, or stance that uses the language of feminism to cloak a thoroughly anti-feminist attitude (for example, that women should never be offered advice on how to reduce their risk of rape because it isn't their responsibility to reduce their risk of rape, and offering such advice is therefore insulting, demeaning, and victim-blaming).

Also, the practise of cloaking or justifying socially unacceptable bigotry, rage, or resentment in feminist terms that make it sound enlightened and progressive.
"So, now Caitlin is saying that she's dating Jessica to be more 'womon-affirming', whatever that means." "My god, such pseudofeminism ... wonder how Jessica feels to know Caitlin isn't dating her because she likes her."
pseudofeminism by DancingKali August 16, 2011

Pseudopedophile 

that guys is into DDLG, he's a pseudopedophile
Pseudopedophile by holo456 October 9, 2018

Psuedocide

To fake your suicide. Usually used for personal gain.
I bet if you commited psuedocide you'd sell more records.
Psuedocide by xxladycobainxx June 16, 2005

Psuedofriend

A "Friend" who constantly lets you down, never hangs out with you, never helps you with anything, never hits you up or bothers to visit or contact you in anyway shape or form.

A Psuedofriend will call you a friend, that's about it.

Note: a Psuedofriend is not a "Backstabber", The difference between a Backstabber is someone who's relationship intention with you, is to use you to their benefit, usually at your expense and nothing else. A psuedofriend has no interest in any type of relationship with you whatsoever, they may ask you for help, but won't hurt you in any way, however, even if you do help a psuedofriend, they won't bother to return the favor.
You: Hey let's play this game!
Psuedofriend: Later, I'm with my family right now.
Later comes,
You: Now?
Psuedofriend: I'm busy, sorrryyyyyyy

And it turns out they aren't really busy.
This behavior is repetitive, they will never comeback to you about your concerns.

Example 2:
Psuedofriend: Help me with my HW! lol
Friend: Sure.

Friend: Help me with my homeworkkk
Psuedofriend: Nooooooooo lol.
Psuedofriend by Wofye May 15, 2013

psuedofood 

1. (n) Food that looks smells and tastes like real organic food but in reality is almost completely lab created and provides no real nutritional value.

2. Snack foods commonly found at convenience stores.

3. False Food
(friend #1) Let's go to the 7-11 to get some slim jims, and slurpees.

(Friend #2) No, I've had enough psuedofood this week.
psuedofood by Johnny Bryni September 10, 2008

Psuedolebrity 

People who are promoted as being "famous" despite the fact they're really not all that notable, and are frequently "famous" for no readily apparent or worthwhile reason.
Most Reality TV contestants and Local "Media Personalities" are examples of a Psuedolebrity- they're not really all that notable but the media wants you to think they are.
Psuedolebrity by Commander Zulu September 18, 2009