psuedofood 

1. (n) Food that looks smells and tastes like real organic food but in reality is almost completely lab created and provides no real nutritional value.

2. Snack foods commonly found at convenience stores.

3. False Food

(friend #1) Let's go to the 7-11 to get some slim jims, and slurpees.

(Friend #2) No, I've had enough psuedofood this week.

psuedofood by Johnny Bryni September 10, 2008

PsuedoFed 

Community support officers (also known as 2.5s ie half a five-oh)

You can't arrest me man, you're just a psuedofed.

PsuedoFed by joEmGee September 13, 2011

Psudohood 

The fake hood idiolect middleclass people in middle school and highshool talk like too try and sound cool and or try and fit in

I picked up billy from school today he keeps talking in that fucking Psudohood speak

Psudohood by None of your damn business July 23, 2022

psuedoword 

When someone makes up a meaningless word to describe something or someone

"Wow, Volpe, you've been such a stunt cunt lately."
"What the FUCK is a stunt cunt, Lewis?"
"Y'know. Like, a dick."
"You have a real problem with making up psuedowords..."

psuedoword by volpevulpes December 16, 2023