N. : The act of losing the purity your eyes have due to porn or other unclean images seen on tv, movies, internet, etc. that results in the loss of the pure eyes of a male or female.
Jenna: Ellie I just lost my purginity!
Ellie: Why? What happened?
Jenna: James sent me a picture of his tatas!
Ellie: Let me see! I lost my purginity years ago on this sketchy website.
The use of obscure nouns as an insult, usually aimed at Dan (hence the name). The more obscure the noun, the better. In some exceptions adjectives may be used before the noun, as shown in the last two examples.
Jen displayed utter prudacity when she turned her nose up at the idea of us all going to the strip club. Everyone knows she teaches a pole dancing class at the gym.
Profinity is the tendency for being able to do and enjoy a thing! The thing that one has profinity for can be just about anything, so long as it is something one can actively do.