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Sticky Pubes 

Pubes that have left over jizz on them from sex the night before.
Joe's jeans were really annoying at his concert because they were stuck to his sticky pubes.
Sticky Pubes by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014
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Fist Full of Pubes 

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders
Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

Pubessence 

The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.
Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.

That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.
Pubessence by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

pubestain 

the stain, frequently found on the crotch of the underpants, resulting from semen that has stuck to the pubes
I've been fucking too much recently as evidenced by the pubestains in my undies.
pubestain by Buttceth November 6, 2012

dirty bag of pubes 

A way to insult someone that they'll be so confused by it they can't possibly have a good comeback.
Hey, go fuck yourself , you dirty bag of pubes.
dirty bag of pubes by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

Pubesmegator

This refers to anything negative or you don’t like
“God Tasha is being such a pubesmegator”
Pubesmegator by Bobshackleford November 29, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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