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Pubessence

The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.
Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.

That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
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pubidessence

What you smell when you blow-dry your pubic area after you get out of the shower. Normally non-offensive unless you are nursing an STD.
I was drying my hair and accidentally held the blow dryer on my butt when I bent over to pick up the brush I dropped. The smell of pubidessence filled the room.
by MacGillicutty MacTavish November 27, 2004
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Pubescence Collapse Disorder

A chronic issue where after you start to hit puberty, your body suddenly starts to conform back to the state of pre-puberty, and all gained puberty traits near instantly vanish in one swift sweep.

Similar to a voice crack, but for all of puberty's traits.
Guy: Dude, while I was in the middle of a voice crack, I suddenly experienced Pubescence Collapse Disorder; it felt so awkward.

Lax bro: Woah dude, that's so bro!
by The definder September 24, 2011
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