Protek

Protek is key. Gotta protek for the cake. Meaning If one proceeds to protek, then whom that protek shall be rewarded in a way.

"if she ain't protek she don't get no cake"

by g0dnan June 3, 2018

protect the booty and not be fruity

protect the booty and not be fruity — prison slang for tactics used by inmates to protect themselves from prison rape.

If any of them actually worked, prison rape would not occur.

To not be raped in prison you must have a low score on the statistical indicators below. If you can check one or more of the the following factors below you are likely to be targeted for sexual assault the moment you enter a penal facility:

Youthful age
good looks
ambiguous sexual orientation

Characteristics that mark you as a candidate for abuse are:

small size
physical weakness
being white
being gay
being a first offender
possessing "feminine" characteristics such as long hair or a high voice
being unassertive or unaggressive
being shy
being intellectual
not being street-smart
being “passive"
having been convicted of a sexual offense against a minor
entering prison not associated with a set or a gang

Prisoners with one or more of these characteristics typically face an increased risk of sexual abuse, and prisoners with several overlapping characteristics are much more likely than other inmates to be targeted for abuse.

The best way to avoid prison rape is to stay out of prison at all costs. If you are reading an Urban Dictionary entry you need to avoid prison. And, if you write Urban Dictionary entries YOU REALLY NEED TO STAY OUT OF PRISON!!!!!!

According to Department of Corrections statistics there are several ways to protect the booty and not be fruity. If any of them actually worked; then, prison rape would be nonexistent.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023

Operation PROTECT

A New Zealand (NZ) military operation established to support the New Zealand governments response to Covid 19. The operation was formed when it was discovered that other NZ government departments were completely incompetent, and entirely incapable of doing anything other than cashing their absorbently high pay checks for doing very little. The NZ military then spent approximately 2 years repeatedly correcting the ineptitude of these government departments and guiding them step by step through the simplest of tasks to ensure the containment of Covid 19. This operation was done in conjunction with maintaining all other NZ military outputs, therefore creating significant fatigue of military personnel. This resulted in excessive attrition of service personnel whom were both frustrated with the governments maladroitness, and the militaries senior leadership for their inability to defend their personnel; and instead were only focused on furthering their own careers.

Mate: So what is Operation PROTECT?

Other Mate: So bullshit to bail out the incompetence of the government.

by ThatsNotMyRealName2 October 18, 2021

Peaceful Protest

News speak for rioting.

Seven houses were burned down and six people were killed during the peaceful protests this weekend.

by Tommy Tugger July 27, 2020

Operation PROTECT

A New Zealand (NZ) military operation established to support the New Zealand governments response to Covid 19. The operation was formed when it was discovered that other NZ government departments were completely incompetent, and entirely incapable of doing anything other than cashing their absorbently high pay checks for doing very little. The NZ military then spent approximately 2 years repeatedly correcting the ineptitude of these government departments and guiding them step by step through the simplest of tasks to ensure the containment of Covid 19. This operation was done in conjunction with maintaining all other NZ military outputs, therefore creating significant fatigue of military personnel. This resulted in excessive attrition of service personnel whom were both frustrated with the governments maladroitness, and the militaries senior leadership for their inability to defend their personnel; and instead were only focused on furthering their own careers.

Mate: So what is Operation PROTECT?

Other mate: The protection of the governments reputation, so everyone doesn't discover they're utterly incompetent and couldn't plan a piss up in a brewery.

by ThatsNotMyRealName2 October 18, 2021

Peaceful protest

Involves looting burning rioting destroying property and killing people

Man those peaceful protests in portland are destroying the city

by Souleaterblaze August 15, 2020

Protein Balloon

To ejaculate and hold the keeps in the foreskin, pinching the end to block seepage.

Barry thundered towards a massive orgasm and without missing a beat, Rick smartly grabbed the end of his foreskin, just as the tip of Barry's flesh chimney filled up like a protein balloon. Rick positioned his nostrils in line with Barry's shuddering trunk and released his grip...

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017