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anal propulsion 

The energy created when 2 or more people engage in anal sex. This method of energy production is not known to most of the known world and possess the power to propel a small car or propel a large space craft!
I used the power of anal propulsion to get to school in 3 minutes today!

or

Anal propulsion saved my life...and czechlosovakia

Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine 

Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: This is a theoritical rocket engine that is based on the principles of cause an effect. Artificial lightning is discharged towards an ionized gas. When the lightning strikes the gas, it propels the craft forward at near the speed of light. The engine is designed to be used in the vacuum of space under zero gravity.
The engine was first theorized by a Christian science fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.
Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: is used to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light. The engine that is used to move a spacecraft at the speed of light. Any rocket engine that makes use of artificial lightning to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light.

Vagina Propulsion System 

Dude, check out that chicks VPS!
VPS?
Vagina Propulsion System. Leads to the glory land!

Jet Propulsion 

(V) The act of farting while walking; preferably used when a slow-moving, very lovable, senior citizen is on the move. (Jet propelling)

(N) The gas that is passed when a senior citizen is moving very slowly.
(Noun) Big Yiayia is jet propelling across the formal dining room. You know the one with the plastic on the couches?

(Verb) What was that sound? That was Big Yiayia's jet propulsion.

Profusioning 

PROFUSION: lavish expenditure; extravagance: the quality or state of being profuse;
great quantity; lavish display supply abundance "snow falling in profusion aka sweat falling in profusion"

PERSPIRATION: Sweating is the release of a salty liquid from the body's sweat glands.

Sweating is an essential function that helps your body stay cool. Sweat is commonly found under

the arms, feet, palms of hands, private areas and MOST unattractively on the forehead.

ING: One of a specified kind: "sweating"
While dancing in the gay night club rolling on molly until 5,6,7 or 8AM causes extreme = Profusioning
While having long periods of gay and/or straight hot one/on/one sex or groups will cause extreme = Profusioning

"He was profusioning all over me last night, he tasted so yummyness."
"We were profusioning hard at the beach today"
"O.M.G. Gurlfriend, I am profusioning, look at my lavish display of sweatness, hurry bitch I need a fucking tissue."
"Fuck dude, she is so hot my balls are profusioning."
"Fuck dude, he is so hot]my ass is profusioning"
"I live in Houston bitch, we are profusioning every damn day."
"Damn gurl, turn the a/c on, I'm profusioning all up in here."
Profusioning by lol_victoria26 June 12, 2013

propulations

Props: Short for 'propers' as in: Proper recognition, proper resepect.
Congratulation: The act of acknowledging that someone has an occasion for celebration
(@gaurav) i need a web proxy
(@gaurav) hello?!
(+attila) you mean a job, right?
(@gaurav) i see what you did there Vincent J. Brown
(@gaurav) propulations :)
(@gaurav) (props + congratulations ((c) 2005 - Gaurav Patel))
propulations by Attila von Patel January 28, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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