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propheteer 

Any corrupt religious figure or individual who manipulates/extorts the followers of a particular religion, primarily for the purpose of achieving financial gain.
President George W. Bush disguises his propheteering well.
propheteer by Badwig December 15, 2007

Prophecate 

The origin of this word is loosely within contexts of a general expansion in the english language by grammar nazi's trying to perfect the abstraction of an unusable word.

It has no exact definition because it means every single possible word, idea, location, person, action, emotion, adjective and any other thing you can think of at once. To use the word prophecate anywhere in any sentence is to say everyword and idea at the same time. It is by definition the infinity of words.
The prophecators prophecated prophecatingly at the nearest prophecation office, they did so without prophecation. (each occurence of the word prophecate in this sentence is a different word in and of itself.)
Prophecate by Prophecate November 28, 2004

Prophetess 

A woman with excellent perception. She is a gift from the gods. She seems clairvoyant, as her predictions or assessments of society will always be proven right in the end. People may pass her off as deluded, stupid or insane, but wise people will know she is simply ahead of the curve. Often controversial.
Azealia Banks is genuinely a prophetess and I don't care what anyone else says
Prophetess by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020

Propester 

A campaigner against pest control. Those who defy conservation science and would sooner see forests overrun by invasive species than look at the hard data. Often prone to violent outbursts and domestic terrorism, they have been known to hijack helicopters, throw their extracted tumors at innocent workers, plant fake bombs, ad nauseum.
Ranger Steve: Hey Carl, don't forget to check your wheelnuts before you go home today.
Ranger Carl: Whys that mate?
Ranger Steve: The propesters are at it again, if it's not enough we have to dodge flying tumors, now they've started sabotaging our vehicles! Thanks to them, my wheel came flying off and hit a baby in the face.
Ranger Carl: That's deeply disappointing.
Propester by Sass The Normies November 18, 2017

prophesifical 

A god, a VIP. High-end superiority.
They call me Prophesifical, monster-like I'm mythical.
prophesifical by Kid named Darth March 15, 2021

propheteering 

Leading a religious congregation for the sole purpose of enriching oneself or collecting political power.

"Bishop" Eddie Long, Jim and Tammie Faye Bakker, the aptly named Creflo Dollar, "Bishop" Earl Paulk, "Reverend" Jesse Jackson, Jimmy Swaggart
With their gold-plated bathroom fixtures that were funded by their often poor and elderly followers, preachers Jim and Tammie Faye Bakker were guilty of propheteering.
propheteering by fuzzybee October 27, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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