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Pronto Clan 

The Pronto Clan is a criminal organization operating in Kosovo with a sophisticated hierarchical structure. The group's primary aim is to generate income through unlawful activities such as corruption, abuse of power, and similar offenses.
The Pronto Clan's organizational framework is based on a hierarchical model. The highest level of the organization is the "Supreme Leader," also known as "Shef i Shefave," with other members referring to their superiors as "Shef." Beneath the Supreme Leader, is a group of "Gjeneral´s," who serve as close advisers and deputies.
The Pronto Clan has a consigliere, known as "Shefi i Grupit." This high-ranking member is responsible for providing advice and guidance to the "Supreme Leader". "Shefi i Grupit" is expected to have knowledge of the law and the inner workings of the criminal justice system.
The next level is made up of "Komandant," each entrusted with responsibility for a specific region or activity within the organization. Below the “Komandant” are "Ushtar," members who perform activities on behalf of the group. Before becoming soldiers, individuals must complete the "Pronto Prospekt" stage, a stage that demonstrats their loyalty to the organization. Additionally, there are "Pronto Lavire," individuals who are not associated with the clan but have displayed interest towards it.
Pronto Clans numerous sub-departments, including SHIK, Pronto Courts, Pronto Prosecutors, Pronto Oligarchs, and lesser known Pronto PSD.
Hello.

Hello Pronto Clan
With whom may I have the privilege of speaking?

You have the privilege of speaking with Shefin e Shefave.
Pronto Clan by Patjeter! February 23, 2023
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prostoclanotamy 

the rush one gets after pooping, often felt after constipation, or with oversized poops.
when i finally released my bowels i felt the greatest prostoclanotamy of my entire life!!
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026