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Pronto Clan 

The Pronto Clan is a criminal organization operating in Kosovo with a sophisticated hierarchical structure. The group's primary aim is to generate income through unlawful activities such as corruption, abuse of power, and similar offenses.
The Pronto Clan's organizational framework is based on a hierarchical model. The highest level of the organization is the "Supreme Leader," also known as "Shef i Shefave," with other members referring to their superiors as "Shef." Beneath the Supreme Leader, is a group of "Gjeneral´s," who serve as close advisers and deputies.
The Pronto Clan has a consigliere, known as "Shefi i Grupit." This high-ranking member is responsible for providing advice and guidance to the "Supreme Leader". "Shefi i Grupit" is expected to have knowledge of the law and the inner workings of the criminal justice system.
The next level is made up of "Komandant," each entrusted with responsibility for a specific region or activity within the organization. Below the “Komandant” are "Ushtar," members who perform activities on behalf of the group. Before becoming soldiers, individuals must complete the "Pronto Prospekt" stage, a stage that demonstrats their loyalty to the organization. Additionally, there are "Pronto Lavire," individuals who are not associated with the clan but have displayed interest towards it.
Pronto Clans numerous sub-departments, including SHIK, Pronto Courts, Pronto Prosecutors, Pronto Oligarchs, and lesser known Pronto PSD.
Hello.

Hello Pronto Clan
With whom may I have the privilege of speaking?

You have the privilege of speaking with Shefin e Shefave.
Pronto Clan by Patjeter! February 23, 2023
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