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Pronto Clan 

The Pronto Clan is a criminal organization operating in Kosovo with a sophisticated hierarchical structure. The group's primary aim is to generate income through unlawful activities such as corruption, abuse of power, and similar offenses.
The Pronto Clan's organizational framework is based on a hierarchical model. The highest level of the organization is the "Supreme Leader," also known as "Shef i Shefave," with other members referring to their superiors as "Shef." Beneath the Supreme Leader, is a group of "Gjeneral´s," who serve as close advisers and deputies.
The Pronto Clan has a consigliere, known as "Shefi i Grupit." This high-ranking member is responsible for providing advice and guidance to the "Supreme Leader". "Shefi i Grupit" is expected to have knowledge of the law and the inner workings of the criminal justice system.
The next level is made up of "Komandant," each entrusted with responsibility for a specific region or activity within the organization. Below the “Komandant” are "Ushtar," members who perform activities on behalf of the group. Before becoming soldiers, individuals must complete the "Pronto Prospekt" stage, a stage that demonstrats their loyalty to the organization. Additionally, there are "Pronto Lavire," individuals who are not associated with the clan but have displayed interest towards it.
Pronto Clans numerous sub-departments, including SHIK, Pronto Courts, Pronto Prosecutors, Pronto Oligarchs, and lesser known Pronto PSD.
Hello.

Hello Pronto Clan
With whom may I have the privilege of speaking?

You have the privilege of speaking with Shefin e Shefave.
Pronto Clan by Patjeter! February 23, 2023
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prostoclanotamy 

the rush one gets after pooping, often felt after constipation, or with oversized poops.
when i finally released my bowels i felt the greatest prostoclanotamy of my entire life!!

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026