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An organism that belongs in the Protista kingdom. Protists are not animals, as they are single-celled and have traits similar to cells. Protist organisms are: Amoeba, Euglena, Paramecium, Kelp, Seaweed, Protozoa, Algae, etc.
Whiplash without appendages are considered protists.
protist by EugeneY. October 8, 2007

promstitute 

A person who in one year, goes to more than one prom not including their own.
Bob: Hey guys, I'm going to the junior AND senior prom and I graduated last year!
Fred: You're such a promstitute!
promstitute by Myrddin April 14, 2003

Prostistupid 

One who becomes a media whore and goes public with with such an arrogant display of ignorance..

"...Because prostitutes in Germany are taxed at 50% of earnings,"
Tax authorities in Germany are poised to claim 50 per cent of the £8,800 paid for a weekend of sex. The cash that the teenage Romanian-born student, Alina Percea, earned from a 45-year-old Italian businessman who took her virginity with unprotected sex.

Prostitution is legal in Germany - but Prostistupid is heavily taxed.
Prostistupid by Vv_SoulTaker June 25, 2009

Propistant 

(n) The name of any person who places entirely too much emphasis on the importance of inanimate objects.
Carrot Top is a Propistant.
Propistant by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l February 3, 2010

protisticness 

1. A person likes to think that they are a pro at something but actually aren't
2. What you would call something that is rushed and is bad in a joking manner
1. That guy is so full of protisticness. He sucks.
2. She held up her fugly drawing and when I said it was bad she laughed and joked that I was stifling her protisticness.
protisticness by Gollum-Is-Adorable December 30, 2016

promptinuity 

The practice of being consistently on time in order to avoid disappointment and anger.
Person 1 - I can’t believe you have actually arrived on time.
Person 2 - Thanks, I’ve been practicing my promptinuity.
promptinuity by -\\~//- March 8, 2020