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An organism that belongs in the Protista kingdom. Protists are not animals, as they are single-celled and have traits similar to cells. Protist organisms are: Amoeba, Euglena, Paramecium, Kelp, Seaweed, Protozoa, Algae, etc.
Whiplash without appendages are considered protists.
protist by EugeneY. October 8, 2007

promstitute 

A person who in one year, goes to more than one prom not including their own.
Bob: Hey guys, I'm going to the junior AND senior prom and I graduated last year!
Fred: You're such a promstitute!
promstitute by Myrddin April 14, 2003

Prostistupid 

One who becomes a media whore and goes public with with such an arrogant display of ignorance..

"...Because prostitutes in Germany are taxed at 50% of earnings,"
Tax authorities in Germany are poised to claim 50 per cent of the £8,800 paid for a weekend of sex. The cash that the teenage Romanian-born student, Alina Percea, earned from a 45-year-old Italian businessman who took her virginity with unprotected sex.

Prostitution is legal in Germany - but Prostistupid is heavily taxed.
Prostistupid by Vv_SoulTaker June 25, 2009

Propistant 

(n) The name of any person who places entirely too much emphasis on the importance of inanimate objects.
Carrot Top is a Propistant.
Propistant by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l February 3, 2010

protisticness 

1. A person likes to think that they are a pro at something but actually aren't
2. What you would call something that is rushed and is bad in a joking manner
1. That guy is so full of protisticness. He sucks.
2. She held up her fugly drawing and when I said it was bad she laughed and joked that I was stifling her protisticness.
protisticness by Gollum-Is-Adorable December 30, 2016

promptinuity 

The practice of being consistently on time in order to avoid disappointment and anger.
Person 1 - I can’t believe you have actually arrived on time.
Person 2 - Thanks, I’ve been practicing my promptinuity.
promptinuity by -\\~//- March 8, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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