Prompiss 

Extra ×500 promise 🥺

I prompiss I will make out with you

Prompiss by Evan 🗿 July 28, 2022

Proxpissity 

When needing to urinate, this is the sensation of an increased urgency to relieve yourself as you get closer to your destination.

After a night at the pub, I experienced proxpissity on the drive home.

Proxpissity by myackanich December 9, 2010

promission 

It's a mission and a promise!

Look i will watch Skins its a mission! It's a promise! It's a promission!

promission by pbimpette December 8, 2009

Promiss 

Prom·iss
n.
1.a. A false declaration assuring that one will or will not do something; a sarcastic vow.
b. A verbal disguise to 'promise'. Something promissed never happens; one must refrain from writing promiss to go unnoticed.
2. Indication of something favorable to never come; have no expectations having been promissed to.
3. Destruction of future excellence or success: a player of great promiss. A professional miss. E.g. Fernando Torres.

v. prom·issed, prom·iss·ing, prom·iss·es

'I promiss I'll do it next time.'

Promiss by THE UNCONSCIOUS THE WISE ONE December 5, 2013

promisscuous

Describes an unwedded lady who's always looking to "do it".

Monica Blewinsky may indeed have been approached by Slick Willie without her having actively seduced him at all, but her behavior and asking to keep "seeing him for sex" still seems awfully promisscuous to me!

promisscuous by QuacksO July 19, 2023