Professor F
Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
Professor F by Icemagez March 8, 2019
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Professor Frink
Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the......... person.....oh boy.... that monkey is gonna pay.
Professor Frink by The Neiler July 10, 2003
professor finessor
noun: comes from the English words professor and finesse.
only an absolute straight savage can be a professor finessor.
only one person you know can be a professor finessor: two professor finessors is unheard of.
annunciation: (PRO-FES-R FI-NES-R)
only an absolute straight savage can be a professor finessor.
only one person you know can be a professor finessor: two professor finessors is unheard of.
annunciation: (PRO-FES-R FI-NES-R)
professor finessor by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 18, 2018
professor frink
legenday fictional nerd, modeled after Jerry Lewis, best known for his frequent outbursts of nonsensical jabbering.
"Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated!"
"What gave me away...just out of curiosity...was it the hoyven or the mayven...what?"
"What gave me away...just out of curiosity...was it the hoyven or the mayven...what?"
professor frink by equine_attraction_00 June 28, 2004
Professor Fuck
A phrase used when an undergraduate or graduate student in a university has an intellectual crush on his or her professor. Such a professor is someone who thinks like you and validates your own ideas or pushes your thinking to an entire other level. Likely during class you fantasize about talking about your ideas in bed over a smoke after fucking.
Somebody who uses the phrase "professor fuck" would never actually follow through with fucking a professor. The phrase is used to show your highest esteem for your favorite professor.
Somebody who uses the phrase "professor fuck" would never actually follow through with fucking a professor. The phrase is used to show your highest esteem for your favorite professor.
Professor Fuck by Research Girl June 20, 2011
Professor Frink
"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
Professor Frink by Slammer September 1, 2003
Professor Falken
a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
Professor Falken by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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