Slammer's definitions
1. A person (esp. male) who struggles in any particular situation/field of expertise. Usually a dodgy, dirty cunt also.
2. An unsuccessful minger.
2. An unsuccessful minger.
by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

The greatest footballer currently playing the game: Justin Leppitsch of the brisbane lions- incidently, the greatest team of all time. The red terror is Domination personified.
by Slammer May 10, 2004

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

Any old and dodgy ass automobile with fucked-up sounds emanating from it due to its mechanical dramas.
by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

(n)
1. A revelation that that registers upmost surprise due to its randomness and unbelievability.
2. Unexplained absence without due notice.
1. A revelation that that registers upmost surprise due to its randomness and unbelievability.
2. Unexplained absence without due notice.
1. Me "How's this for a bombshell- I fucked that old battler last night after everyone lashed"
You "dooooooooooo bang!"
2. Me "you coming to work tomorrow"
You "nah, i might bomshell that shift in the morning"
Me "doooooooooo bang!"
You "dooooooooooo bang!"
2. Me "you coming to work tomorrow"
You "nah, i might bomshell that shift in the morning"
Me "doooooooooo bang!"
by Slammer March 11, 2005

"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
by Slammer September 1, 2003

1. To go crazy when dissappointed or pissed off. Derived from Wayne Rooney- the english soccer player renowned for losing his shit on the football pitch.
"hey- your brother borrowed your jacket"
"fuck -i'll go rooney on him when i see him next!"
OR
'if the bus doesn't come soon i'm gonna go rooney!'
"fuck -i'll go rooney on him when i see him next!"
OR
'if the bus doesn't come soon i'm gonna go rooney!'
by slammer April 22, 2006
