Slammer's definitions

gukkums

An exclamation conveying disgust. Probably derived from 'goo' and/or 'gooey'.

You've got a squished rotten banana on your hands. Gukkums!

by slammer June 15, 2004

penis plater

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.

Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

go rooney

1. To go crazy when dissappointed or pissed off. Derived from Wayne Rooney- the english soccer player renowned for losing his shit on the football pitch.

"hey- your brother borrowed your jacket"
"fuck -i'll go rooney on him when i see him next!"
OR
'if the bus doesn't come soon i'm gonna go rooney!'

by slammer April 22, 2006

Professor Frink

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"

"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"

by Slammer September 1, 2003

vendetta

1. Extreme desire for something esp material.

"I got the sickest vendetta, when it comes to the chedda". 50 cent.

by slammer September 21, 2006

rattler

Any old and dodgy ass automobile with fucked-up sounds emanating from it due to its mechanical dramas.

That fucking rattler battles. Get it the fuck outa my driveway before I shit myself.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

battler

1. A person (esp. male) who struggles in any particular situation/field of expertise. Usually a dodgy, dirty cunt also.
2. An unsuccessful minger.

Fuck that Pip Edwards is a battler. He should be shot.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003