Procrastinertia 

The law of procrastinertia states that a person at rest remains at rest, and a person at work remains at work unless acted upon by a force of moners

Parents: Get off your ass and build an airplane from scratch
Me: no
Parents: why not?
Me: procrastinertia

Procrastinertia by Glucose Paternal Figure April 6, 2021

ProcrastinEating

The consumption of food undertaken to avoid a dull or arduous task, irrespective of hunger levels or the time of day.

Mark: Man, this History paper's taking me forever...I could go for some Guacamole and Spicy Salsa dip on crackers...
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!

ProcrastinEating by Aimless2695 October 26, 2009

procrastineting

the act of occupieing your self by surfing the internet for random stuff

instead of doing my project for school i ended up procrastineting on google

procrastineting by mattwer3 June 14, 2010

procrastineating

The art of eating when not hungry to avoid doing a task eg: assignments, housework, report writing.

Hey Sam did you finish the assignment last night?" "No buddy, I was too busy procrastineating

procrastineating by Princess Phoebe June 7, 2011

procrastinarian 

A person whose very way of life is defined by the high level at which he or she procrastinates. Procrastination becomes an accepted part of the person's life as if it were a religion.

John Smith was the ultimate procrastinator. He filed his tax return 6 months late, even though he was getting a very large return. He is a true procrastinarian.

procrastinarian by scotter May 19, 2007

procrastineating

when one eats an amount of food disproportionate to their body weight for the main purpose of avoiding work that needs to be done

mom: billy why did you get a C on the math test
billy: oh not much mom, i was just procrastineating the night before sorry mom

procrastineating by wrongwaywilson October 24, 2017

Procrastinarian 

A person whom specialises in procrastinating.

Being the ultimate Procrastinarian that he is, Jack didn't allow for enough time to complete his research paper.

Procrastinarian by Diligent February 1, 2006