An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.
Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...
A person whose very way of life is defined by the high level at which he or she procrastinates. Procrastination becomes an accepted part of the person's life as if it were a religion.
John Smith was the ultimateprocrastinator. He filed his tax return 6 months late, even though he was getting a very large return. He is a true procrastinarian.