Procrastimaxxing 

Heavily procrastinating, mostly on schoolwork, like I currently am at writing this definition.

Person A: The essay is due tomorrow! How many words has Leon made?
Person B: Under 1. He's procrastimaxxing.

Procrastimaxxing by Your Garage Ladder April 22, 2024

Procrastilaxing 

The process in which you procrastinate for so much time that you actually take the time to relax and fully enjoy the matter of doing absolutely nothing at all.

"Because if you're not gonna get shit done anyway, you might as well enjoy the break."

Man 1: Check out Steve man, that tool isn't getting any work done at all. He's pretty much sleeping at his damn desk!

Man 2: That dude is the master of procrastilaxing.

Procrastilaxing by 3Fisted April 8, 2010

procrastimailing 

Procrastimail (noun) - an email between students.

Procrastimail (verb) - the practice of checking your email/facebook/blog in order to avoid the task at hand. Usually takes a cyclical form, where after you have checked your email/fB/blog, you realise it has been an hour since you logged into your email and that you have probably received a reply, so you log into your email again.
This form of procrastination reliant on computers, similar to procrastichatting and procrastiblogging.

(verb form)
Although I REALLY wanted to start writing my essay, I procrastimailed first. The procrastimailing took 4 hours, after which the library shut and I had to go home without starting my essay.

procrastimailing by jumblesale December 10, 2007

procrastimating 

Having sex in order to delay working.

I have a paper due tomorrow, but my girlfriend and I spent the evening procrastimating and now I might fail the class.

procrastimating by glzzrgriggg May 5, 2010

Procrastilaxing 

Like procrastinating, only instead of choosing to do things like play video games or go see friends, you just lay back, put on some tunes and avoid getting caught.

"Hey where's Jim?

"He's been in his room all day just.....procrastilaxing...
"what's that?"
"Go look it up on U.D."
"ok"

Procrastilaxing by Mr. CrapHat April 20, 2010

Procrastimazing 

When you have an amazing time procrastinating

How was your day today?

It was PROCRASTIMAZING!

Procrastimazing by Procrastimazor November 1, 2011

Procrastimating 

When your significant other wants to have sex, but you are in the mood to do anything but that so you keep putting it off. Kind of like writing a paper that's due tomorrow. Chastity and/or Abstinence are synonyms.

Naw dude, you ain't going to get far. Shes procrastimating .

Procrastimating by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016