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procrastimailing 

Procrastimail (noun) - an email between students.

Procrastimail (verb) - the practice of checking your email/facebook/blog in order to avoid the task at hand. Usually takes a cyclical form, where after you have checked your email/fB/blog, you realise it has been an hour since you logged into your email and that you have probably received a reply, so you log into your email again.
This form of procrastination reliant on computers, similar to procrastichatting and procrastiblogging.
(verb form)
Although I REALLY wanted to start writing my essay, I procrastimailed first. The procrastimailing took 4 hours, after which the library shut and I had to go home without starting my essay.
procrastimailing by jumblesale December 10, 2007
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procrastimating 

Having sex in order to delay working.
I have a paper due tomorrow, but my girlfriend and I spent the evening procrastimating and now I might fail the class.

Procrastimazing 

How was your day today?

It was PROCRASTIMAZING!
Procrastimazing by Procrastimazor November 1, 2011

Procrastimating 

When your significant other wants to have sex, but you are in the mood to do anything but that so you keep putting it off. Kind of like writing a paper that's due tomorrow. Chastity and/or Abstinence are synonyms.
Naw dude, you ain't going to get far. Shes procrastimating .
Procrastimating by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastimating 

To wait on having sex and trying to do anything but that. Like avoiding that paper that's due tomorrow. Another term for chastity and abstinence.
Dude, good luck with her. She's procrastimating with everyone.
Procrastimating by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastimaxxing 

Heavily procrastinating, mostly on schoolwork, like I currently am at writing this definition.
Person A: The essay is due tomorrow! How many words has Leon made?
Person B: Under 1. He's procrastimaxxing.