Procrastiposting

The act of posting or sending YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, or meme links to each of your friends on facebook, instead of cleaning. Procrastination by posting links everywhere.

Rob: Oh my god this .gif is so funny. I'm gonna send it to my sis because she likes kitties too.
Miko: Rob stop procrastiposting and study for your final tomorrow!

by rollerGhoster December 30, 2011

Procrastiposing

When one decides that striking a pose in a series of selfies is a much wiser choice than whatever mundane task they should be doing

"I really should grade my students exam papers from today.... Nah I'll do some procrastiposing to update my profile pic and just give them all B's"

by Miss_Bliss14 March 12, 2015

procrastipooping

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.

by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

Procrastinoting

During a class in which you find boring, when your teacher is writing stuff on the board and telling you to write notes, you ignore him and daydream or doodle

Guy 1: Hey man i dont understand the Geometry, can i borrow your notes?

Guy2: Sure, here you go

Guy1: Dude wtf, all i see is pictures of Godzilla fighting Batman

Guy2: Sorry, i have a bad case of procrastinoting

by XxxUrbanManiacXxx October 9, 2011

Procrastilisting

The act of procrastinating by making large or extensive lists of what you are putting off. Usually done with the mind set that making these lists will somehow help you achieve the goal of actually doing these tasks.

Person 1: hey man get much done today?
Person 2: yeah fuck look at this extremely comprehensive list of things that i needed to do today
Person 1: do any of them?
Person 2: nup... i really need to stop procrastilisting

by gbgkgdgfu October 31, 2011

Procrastipooping

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.

“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

“I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”

by buyer_beware March 5, 2019

procrastinesting

The art of dodging important work related things by doing housekeeping tasks at your desk.

I know I needed to complete my TPS report, but I was so unmotivated to do it that I began procrastinesting by sorting my paperclips by size.

by greygirl December 22, 2005