procrastapoop

When you actually try doing your homework for once or if your just regularly doing it, but you keep having to poop, and so nothing gets done.

Teacher: Where's your homework

Billy: I really tried to do it Mrs. P, but I just couldn't stop procrastapooping

Teacher: Excuses, excuses

by Urban yahtzee March 15, 2015

Procrastapoop

Procrastapoop (noun): The act of intentionally prolonging a bathroom visit under the guise of needing to poop, when in reality, you're just avoiding responsibilities—often accompanied by scrolling on your phone, deep existential thoughts, or watching an entire episode of a show while perched on the toilet. A hybrid of procrastination and poop, it's the ultimate escape for the modern overthinker.

'My husband will be along shortly, he has been having a procrastapoop'

by Summer964 May 18, 2025

Procrastipoop

v. to deny and put aside any feelings you may have that are telling you to take a shit. Broken down into two words we get, procrastinate and poop. Essentially, one is so incredibly lazy that they don't even bother to relieve themselves, procrastinating their pooping habits. Can also be used as a noun: procrastipooper.

Jeff: Dude, did you hear about that one kid in the obituaries this morning?

Steve: Yeah man, apparently he was a procrastipooper and died from a build up of shit in his body.

Jeff: hm, shame.

by ceramicHands April 7, 2011

Procrastabooking

To be on Facebook when there is significant amount of work to be done instead.

Man i should of not of been procrastabooking this weekend, i had a huge project due for school Monday.

by jack.royal.renegade February 4, 2010

procrastipooping

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.

by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

Procrastipoop

The act of holding ones bowels for an extended period of time in order to finish a task (usually video games).

Example 1:
"I procrastipooped for 9 rounds of search and destroy and nearly shit myself in the way to the bathroom".

Example 2:

"I was so into minecraft that I procrastipooped for 6 hours strait"

by SeniorWhopperPants February 18, 2012

Procrastapooping

The act of pooping to put off work.
The act of/or pretending to poop at work to use your phone.

The act of guys peeing sitting down to use there phone at work.

Boss-John where have you been???

John-Sorry I was procrastapoopjng

Tom- How are you texting me at work

Jack- Dude it's all about that Procrastapooping

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by Wisewordsofjessie June 19, 2015