procrastapoop

When you actually try doing your homework for once or if your just regularly doing it, but you keep having to poop, and so nothing gets done.

Teacher: Where's your homework

Billy: I really tried to do it Mrs. P, but I just couldn't stop procrastapooping

Teacher: Excuses, excuses

by Urban yahtzee March 16, 2015

Procrastapooping

The act of pooping to put off work.
The act of/or pretending to poop at work to use your phone.

The act of guys peeing sitting down to use there phone at work.

Boss-John where have you been???

John-Sorry I was procrastapoopjng

Tom- How are you texting me at work

Jack- Dude it's all about that Procrastapooping

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by Wisewordsofjessie June 15, 2015

Procrastapoop

Procrastapoop (noun): The act of intentionally prolonging a bathroom visit under the guise of needing to poop, when in reality, you're just avoiding responsibilities—often accompanied by scrolling on your phone, deep existential thoughts, or watching an entire episode of a show while perched on the toilet. A hybrid of procrastination and poop, it's the ultimate escape for the modern overthinker.

'My husband will be along shortly, he has been having a procrastapoop'

by Summer964 May 18, 2025