Procrastipoop 

v. to deny and put aside any feelings you may have that are telling you to take a shit. Broken down into two words we get, procrastinate and poop. Essentially, one is so incredibly lazy that they don't even bother to relieve themselves, procrastinating their pooping habits. Can also be used as a noun: procrastipooper.

Jeff: Dude, did you hear about that one kid in the obituaries this morning?

Steve: Yeah man, apparently he was a procrastipooper and died from a build up of shit in his body.

Jeff: hm, shame.

Procrastipoop by ceramicHands April 7, 2011

Procrastipoop 

The act of holding ones bowels for an extended period of time in order to finish a task (usually video games).

Example 1:
"I procrastipooped for 9 rounds of search and destroy and nearly shit myself in the way to the bathroom".

Example 2:

"I was so into minecraft that I procrastipooped for 6 hours strait"

Procrastipoop by SeniorWhopperPants February 18, 2012

Procrastipoop 

The act of holding a shit inside of you until 4 in the morning until you can unload it onto your roomates chest. Also known as the Rob Bell

DOOD... DJ took a dirty Procrastipoop on Taylor's chest!!

He gave him a Rob Bell? Disgusting!

Procrastipoop by massivedee November 17, 2011

Procrastiposing 

When one decides that striking a pose in a series of selfies is a much wiser choice than whatever mundane task they should be doing

"I really should grade my students exam papers from today.... Nah I'll do some procrastiposing to update my profile pic and just give them all B's"

Procrastiposing by Miss_Bliss14 March 12, 2015

Procrastiproject 

A hobby or interest you spend time on instead of working.

"I've got a million things to do, but I've spent the last half hour learning how to paint - it's my latest procrastiproject!"

Procrastiproject by Saevage February 13, 2022

procrastibooking 

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.

Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

procrastibooking by procrastibooker April 2, 2011

procrastipooping 

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.

procrastipooping by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014