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procras-tea-nation

Putting off any work until you've drank some tea.
Brett was laying in bed all day, not doing his project that was due in a day. He craved bubble tea so he decided to get some. After drinking some tea, he got out of bed and worked on the project, finishing it and handing it in.

Eddy: Did you get that project done?
Brett: Yeah, but only about 2 hours before the due date. I think I have procras-tea-nation.
procras-tea-nation by pizzacato November 14, 2020

procras-tea-making 

Person 1: Why arn't you revising?
Person 2: I'm procras-tea-making. Want a cup?

Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework
Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.
Procrastanigger by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

procrastiplanting 

Verb:
When you have a million things to do, but ignore them all, and you tend to your plants instead.
I didn't want to do any of my school assignments, so I just sat in the garden procrastiplanting.

procrastitoker

pro·cras·ti·toker
a person who habitually puts off doing things to TOKE. procrastitoke
"I'm a constant procrastitoker "
procrastitoker by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastidab 

pro·cras·ti·dab
Putting off doing anything to DAB before doing it. procrastitoke
I always procrastidab before I do anything man..
procrastidab by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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