Procramming 

When one waits too long to finish programming for a class. A form of procrastination often associated with Computer Science and Applied Information Technology.

Shit! We have that code due to Quack in like an hour. Looks like we will be Procramming once again. Why the hell do we wait so long!

Procramming by AIT302 December 7, 2012

Programming 

The art of turning caffeine into Error Messages.

12-midnight is the critcal point for programming, at which time the relationship of errors vs caffeine increases exponentially.

Programming by JessTicular September 18, 2006

programming socks

Programming Socks are socks that are often required to perform coding. It is commonly stated that programming is a equipment sport, and this is true.

First guy: Hey, yo, I was trying to fix atmospherics in this dumb space game I play, but I couldn't figure out how to fix it in the code.
Second guy: Have you tried putting on your programming socks?
First guy: Oh, no, I probably should've of tried that earlier.
First guy then puts on a pair of programming socks
First guy: wow this code is so easy to make now!

programming socks by Space man person June 3, 2020

programming 

hood term. getting yourself ready for hood war

we straight programmin’ (programming) that’s on crip. our nippas be in the gym, they be doin they push-ups, they doin they pull ups they on that shit that’s on five

programming by YungGucci August 13, 2021

Programming Hangover 

A common annoyance suffered after long hours of programming, resulting in the switching of normal punctuation with programming syntax.

"I have the worst programming hangover today."

Examples of symptoms of a Programming Hangover:

"The cat is white;"

"I just read a new Book()."

"The hypotenuse of a triangle is the Math.sqrt of its sides squared."

"Don't forget to #include<citations> in your paper."

Programming Hangover by TheBigCheese01 February 24, 2009

Programming Telekinetically 

The practice of programming a computer without touching an input device of any kind, such as a keyboard or mouse. Easily confused with doing nothing at all.

Johnny might be sitting and staring at the computer, or he might be programming telekinetically.

Programming Telekinetically by StanleyCup1967 August 28, 2009

r/programmingcirclejerk 

A Reddit subreddit where the developers annoyed by and tired of the grandiose and circlejerk that programmers showcase online gather and take the circlejerk to another level, in a meta fashion. The ritual usually involves "jerking" to selected material, and taking pleasure in it; it's exactly what it sounds like. The most commonly mocked subjects include Rust Evangalists, Gophers, webshits, functional purists, vim/emacs fans, C purists, and people who think they are "10x programmers" or that there is even such a thing. Their favorite jerking material is usually sourced from Hacker News, r/programming, and lobste.rs.

They don't tag the people being mocked, they "point and laugh from behind a soundproof one-way mirror" making it one the few circlejerk subs where harassing other communities and vote brigading doesn't occur. In fact, tagging the user whose content is being linked or mentioning the subreddit outside is a bannable offense.

Oh, fuck! A link to my content made it to the front page of r/programmingcirclejerk, I should reach for the garbage collector and clean up that shit.

r/programmingcirclejerk by CrazyDev February 17, 2021