Procko 

An absolute lover who will never make anything of his life and is a complete waste of skin

Ronnie turned up for work again and was useless as usual what a Procko

Procko by Jexma July 9, 2025

hannah procko 

A clapped cunt

Ew, thats a hannah procko...

hannah procko by alexandergrahamsmeg May 18, 2017

proctometrist 

a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.

Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.

proctometrist by cyclopath September 22, 2010

three finger proctological exam 

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

three finger proctological exam by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

Peace Out Proctor 

Peace Out Proctor ( or P.O.P.) refers to when one of your bros leaves a hang out or party without saying good bye. Usually accompanied by leaving with their girlfriend. And when commonly asked about it later they normally give a lame excuse as to why they pulled a Peace Out Proctor (P.O.P.)

We were all broing out at Joe's house and Alex totally pulled a Peace Out Proctor.

Peace Out Proctor by BirdArms July 6, 2010

doctor proctor 

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

doctor proctor by Eddy October 13, 2006

proctophile 

A person who can’t get enough information or sensations relating to the anus or lower colon.

He’s an insatiable proctophile and I must say, sometimes it gets a little old.

proctophile by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019