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total priority 

A measurement used to distinguish between items of work that are all deemed by the customer to be the highest priority.

When everything is priority 1, you can calculate the total priority by asking what order those tasks should be done in. The total priority is a representation of this order, for instance 1a, 1b, 1c.

If you find you end up with multiple items with the same total priority, simple repeat the process and append another letter e.g. 1aa, 1ab, 1ac until they get the message.
"Taking into consideration the total priority of those 20 high priority tasks, I think I'll be able to do 3 of them by next week"
total priority by lovetoseeit February 14, 2021

Priority Fail

Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.
Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19

WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!

(Priority Fail)
Priority Fail by YAWA July 14, 2020

priority friend 

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
priority friend by MikeBus October 23, 2010

safety is number one priority 

A phrase often used by a youtuber named CrazyRussianHacker
"Whats up everybody welcome back to my laboratory where safety is number one priority"

- CrazyRussianHacker

top priority 

Corporate speak for "We really don't care about this as to do so would affect profits, but our PR team advise that we should pretend to."
Following an accident leading to significant injury that is being reported in the media: "Safety is a top priority for us"

When your internet or phone or on-line bank is not working due to cost-saving measures: "Our customers' convenience is our top priority."
top priority by Greenplanetfish December 6, 2018

wonder egg priority 

a show/anime centred around 4 girls who are all 14-15 years of age, they all have their own issues like a lot of kids at that age, the girls all have a few things in common, their age and what they do, which made them form a bond, this show is mostly about suicide and more serious issues like that, it’s quite dark and is probably for older audiences, it is set in Japan.

It starts off after the suicide of Koito Nagase, Ai Ohto - the main character’s only friend, she comes into contact with a bug looking creature, She purchases an egg but not a normal egg in which she sees in her dream, in her dream the bug looking creature comes back and tells her to break the egg, she walks around in a school setting place where she sees unsettling middle school/ high school aged girls with disturbing faces, she hides in a bathroom stall and after being fed up with the bug telling her to break the egg over and over again she eventually breaks it on the wall, she then meets Kurumi a victim of quite extreme bullying, Kurumi is irritated by the place the egg is broken in, Ai responds back moody but apologising, Kurumi appears to know exactly what’s going on and she tells Ai about it, Ai is tasked with saving more people like Kurumi from monsters that symbolise the trauma these people went through before they died, In this world Ai learns about struggles all of these people went through and helps her learn more about her own world and herself.
Someone: Have you heart about the new anime coming in 2021???

Another person: yeah do you mean wonder egg priority ?

Someone: mhm it’s my favourite show I love how they portray some things it’s so interesting and deep.
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