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private investigator 

Private Investigator 

Suspicious man: "That private investigator is always watching me so i dont cheat"

Government Supported Private Investigator 

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.
You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator

PIS (private investigator services)

PIS

1. when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out
"damn i wish i had the PIS (private investigator services) team to help me figure this out"
when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

Top private investigator in the state of texas 

In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license
Investigator D Thomas Holds the title for top private investigator in the state of Texas

Privates Investigator 

a.k.a Dick Devil, Penis Pirate, or Genital Gangster. Basically any one who craves the male genitalia.
Wow She is the biggest privates investigator i've ever seen
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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