PRISTIN (프리스틴) is a ten-member girl group under Pledis Entertainment. They officially debuted on March 21, 2017 with the release of their first mini-album Hi! PRISTIN. Their name is a combination of the words 'Prismatic' and 'Elastin'.
Pristin Members
Kyulkyung
Nayoung
Rena
Kyla Siyeon
Yuha
Seungyeon
Eunwoo
Roa
Yehana
we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.
psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.
prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.
we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!
dear preston,
i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.
A thing that is new, unused, untouched, uncorrupted, beautiful, and clean; retaining no dirt or scum. Remaining in a pure state. Normally used for either one's own new belonging, or someone else's belonging whether theirs is used or not. Much emphasis is put on the word 'pristine' as it is spoken.
...Holy shit, that dude's Honda Rebel is pristine.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!