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pissed up 

Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation / drunkenness.
Damn, Frank came home all pissed up last night and passed out in his front yard. What an idiot.
pissed up by Frank Klaune May 2, 2005

pissed up slapper 

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.
"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."

pressed up 

2 people, mainly a dude and a chix, pressed tight against one another in a way that their hotspots (genitals) are makin' contact. This usually happens during intimate kissing and hugging. It can be standing up or sitting or laying down but is usually with clothes still on. Not dryhumping, just as it says, "Pressed up"
dude: damn we got all pressed up 2day, that wuz hawt
chix: god i wanted to grind u today
pressed up by CITH March 20, 2006

pissed up dan 

The state Dan gets into after a pint
pissed up dan by someone November 18, 2004

pissed up 

I heard this many times what I was in Australia:

Somewhat inebriated to very drunk
We went to the pub to shoot darts and in the process got pissed up.
pissed up by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

Pissed up the wall

To have spent money buying alcohol to drink.

Came across it c.50years ago when a teenager on a building site.
I think it may be where "pissed up" meaning to be drunk came from.
Foreman: "It's Monday and he asked for a sub, he got paid on Friday! All his wages pissed up the wall"
Me: "What's pissed up the wall?"
Foreman: "What? Oh, it's going out and getting drunk."
Me: ....?
Foreman: "Staggering home they'll feel like a piss and go against the nearest wall: what they'd spent their wages on just gets pissed up the wall."
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