Pringalion 

You don't wanna know

Bro wobba is a pringalion

Pringalion by Figgle the wordsmith March 8, 2023

Cringling for a Pringling 

A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.

Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling

Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo

Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski

Cringling for a Pringling by Wheatboi February 23, 2019

Pringling 

In regards to art, pringling (and, by extension, repringling) is a fundamental centered around the usage of 90° angles, curves or spirals, and the relationship of lines.

The basis for determining the ‘amount’ of pringling is the distance from the right angle(s). Further, pringlage will occur in two main types - high priority pringling further from the center of the main angle and lower priority closer to the main angle. The contrast between pringling curves and sharp 90° angles is the cornerstone of pringling.

Beyond the 90° angle is what is deemed a ‘Pringle-Free(PF) Zone’. As its name suggests, no pringling is visible or even implied within the margin of it. Artworks may have multiple right angles , and in turn, multiple PF zones.

Oftentimes, pringling is redefined using a technique called repringling. This presents the pringling in a different light, thus making the subject of an artwork more easily read. It was first observed in pieces depicting wildlife, due to the angle found in animal snouts. However, introduction of repringling in portraits soon followed. Size of repringling sections varies immensely, and the repringling itself can quickly be overlooked by untrained eyes.

Pringling continues to be unfavored by the art community as a whole; this is a lasting result of previous anti-pringling movements. It is by far the least utilized fundamental. Furthermore, most professional art schools outright refuse to teach it, despite the concept being relatively simple.

“Pringling has nothing to do with chips.”

“The Persistence of Memory (1931) by Salvador Dalí is an excellent example of pringling.”

“This would look better with some repringling.”

“At first I thought I saw pringling, but upon further inspection, I was looking in a pringle-free zone.”

Pringling by Jim C. (BFA ‘98) March 16, 2021

pringling 

the act of masturbating whilst sniffing still warm (freshly dismounted) bicycle seats.

after rosie returned from the shops, alan emerged from the bushes and set about pringling her bike seat.

pringling by Reggy D January 9, 2009

Pringling 

one person in a group goes to take a crap. This sets off a crapping chain reaction that means that everyone else in the group have to follow, one after the other. Also known as a Mud Baton.

'once you plop, you can't stop'

"Dave went for a dump in the pub yesterday, and started off a pringling session that meant we all needed to go

Pringling by Kim Mitten December 24, 2008

pingaling 

tiny or below average size weenie

blake the mormon has a pingaling because we saw him naked at the pool

pingaling by levi,chris, and bryan February 5, 2006

binge pringling 

The act of eating a whole can of pringles within a half hour while crunching obnoxiously into the phone or trying to talk to friends, and in the act of this communication, more pringles exit your mouth then entered said orfice.

So this chick was seriously binge pringling while i was talking to her.

binge pringling by Zach Huskinson May 12, 2008