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prince charles of wales 

ugly, god awful piece of shit that should rot in the bottom of a hippopotamus' arse
prince charles definiton; pigfaced manwhore
"i want to run over prince charles of wales with a motorcycle multiple times"
"i hope prince charles shit glass and wash his ass with alcohol"

Friend of Prince Charles 

A paedophile.

The term stems from the statistically remarkable number of convicted child sex-offenders among the servants, friends and acquaintances of a certain member of the British Royal Family.
"Of course people had been saying for years that Savile was 'a friend of Prince Charles', so it's not like it was a huge secret or anything."

Full Prince Charles 

The act or desire of inserting oneself fully into a woman's vagina, much like a tampon, presumably head-first.
Allegedly in reference to the wire-tap tapes of phone sex between Charles, Prince of Wales and Camilla Parker Bowle, in which he was said to express a desire to "be her tampon", and wanted to climb inside her vagina.
Phrase is attributed to William Gibson, Canadian author of "Mona Lisa Overdrive" and "Neuromancer".
Baby.. you so hot... i want to give you a full Prince Charles... you know, I want to be like your tampon and be all inside your vagina.

A Prince Charles 

Performing oral sex on a woman with her period.
You’re dad was in the pub last night and he said he’d rather have gave your mum a Prince Charles the following week than cum up her that night. He really doesn’t like you.
A Prince Charles by BigBazz January 12, 2021

prince charles 

inbred arse rapist whose family have been robbing the British people blind for hundreds of years.
the french had the right idea, cut off their heads and take their money.CUNTS.
prince charles by camilla November 7, 2003

prince charles 

Prince Charles is a man who preeches about global warming and the environment, despite owning something like 40 cars. He rants on about animal cruelty and animal rights, despite going hunting and shooting. Then he starts wondering why no-one takes him seriously. He believes in a Britain which doesn't exist and never did exist, except in fairy-tales, in which the peasants all love their royal rulers. He has more or less finished off any remaining respect or love anybody in Britain had for the royal family.
Oh no, there's Prince Charles on the TV ranting on about something. Let's turn over to the 'Best of the Test-card'. That should be far more entertaining.
prince charles by StormSworder August 15, 2006
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