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Super attractive guy. The Dish Before the Main Dish. A legend in his own time
Damn who's that tall dark and handsome guy over there? Oh that's Pretish
Pretish by talldarknhandsome January 28, 2015
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Pregistend 

To pretend people don't like you because they are racist or homophobic when in reality it is just because you're a cunt.
Andrew always played the race card and was a big pregistender
Pregistend by Dave Brake July 7, 2019
the most attractive man you’ll ever see in your life. A Pretish has an incredible facial structure and beautiful eyes. He is between 6’0 and 6’2 and has a very toned body. Also has an amazing personality. If you’ve just met him, his warmth and incredible humor will make you feel like you’ve known him for a decade. Pretishs are very affectionate and will care for you immensely. They are also incredibly smart, with an IQ above 140 and probably went to an Ivy. besides all of that, they are amazing at sex and stupidly kinky. You can have amazing sex with a Pretish ANYWHERE. A Pretish is 100 percent husband material. So if you ever run into one, make sure you get your hands on him ASAP
wow, that Pretish guy over there is super hot!
Pretish by dumbblondebitch666 March 24, 2019

per my previous email 

Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.

Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.
per my previous email by KBomb February 14, 2018

on-premise 

A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"
IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.
on-premise by itretard June 1, 2018

precise gunplay

Term for when you get killed by an opponent running full speed in a game with shooting mechanics that require precision and slow movement (valorant, csgo, etc.)
“This Reyna just killed me with a running headshot”
“You got precise gunplayed”
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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