Pervis

A very perverse person, much like pervert, only worse and much funner to say.

Melody: Did you see that old guy with the thin mustache who was eating that banana?

Chuck: Yeah, he looked like a total pervis!

by Chucky Girl July 9, 2010

Pervis

An endearing term for a fellow with unusual or outward fetishes or perversions. Or just a friend / brother / etc. who made his perversions public somehow and can't live it down. pervert

Hey Pervis, how's it hangin'?

by Mason November 13, 2003

pervis

when you drop trow and spread your ass cheeks out as far as they can go, then rip total ass. best done when you apply your ass to their face.

johnnie passed out so me and mike gave him a horrible pervis.

by danny gaylor May 6, 2006

pervis

a creature who only baths in c-plus and only consumes similar orange products. He insists on being the most aggressive lover one's ever had the misfortune of spending 8 seconds with. It's name is derived from pervert and travis. It's been mistaken for an orangutan and is often reported as a zoo escapee. It will do all your drugs, drink all your beer and wait until you are asleep and touch you where you pee.

Owe, my pee-hole burns and I think my drugs & beer have been consumed. Why is there orange hair and residue in my bath tub? I think Pervis showed up while we were asleep.

by jebus cripes December 3, 2009

Pervis

A describing word for something that is weird, perverted, creepy, uncomfortable, disturbing , unsettling, or bad.
Examples of things that are considered Pervis:
1. Dean (Gilmore Girls)
2. Larries
3. Bad

4. Colleen Balinger's apology video
5. James Charles' apology videos
6. Darin the Vegan

7. Maternity photos
8. Both Ways by Liam Payne
9. JOE ALWYN
10. Obama Spice
11. G Flip
12. Jojo Siwa
13. Leonardo DiCaprio

- Oh my God! That girl is being super Pervis. *She's wearing Crocs and holding a little boy's hand (who's likely her boyfriend)
- I saw Jojo Siwa in concert and it was SO Pervis.
- Ew! Kyal and Nevaeh are making out at Bob's Discount Furniture again. UGH! SO PERVIS!

by DuoPeep January 16, 2025

Nervous Pervis

Someone that’s nervous or scared about something.

Dude, Emma is such a Nervous Pervis before her basketball games.

by BigMac8282 April 7, 2019

Uncle Pervis

The stereo typical dirty, perverted Uncle. A Male that is old enough to be crochity and not give a shit, but still young enough to have an active sex life.

Jessica, don't sit on Uncle Pervis's lap unless you want him to get a boner!

by Richard Goziner January 7, 2012