A theory specifically for *pretty* people. These people mentaly think they are so pretty that the only way of complimenting them, is for you to degrade him or hers appearance. Ugly......
You'r pretty. Stfu, no Im not, Im ugly. Ohh that bitch must follow and abide by the pretty-ugly theory.
A site in which gossip about online celebrities, it may not be popular but anyone register as a member will find a good amount of hate and meaningless nitpicking about people who have decent following number. It exposes fakers and snowflakes but the amount of hate and jealousy there is uncountable, most of its members are people with no life and real jobs or ugly insecure old farts. It's also known as PULL.
A: Why does Jessica play around young children? Is she a pedophile??
B: Chill fam, don't be like Pretty ugly little liar
Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hairdone and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.
You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.
Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*
A female that tries to look good by hiding her true attributes, usually a girl who tries to take a lot of pictures on online dating sites where she hides her fat or ugly side so that a male mistakes for that of a pretty girl. These pictures usually hide moles, fat, and just overall hideousness. Maybe found all over the world.
"Yo I'm about to bag this girl Christina on myspace" "Oh hell no nigga, she's fat as hell, she's on of those girls who are an ugly bitch trying to look pretty"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.