Pretom 

Some faggot who comes from india or some shit and likes to play world of warcrack.

Kid: yo pretom wanna chill today? Pretom: AYO WTF who dis nugguh

Pretom by MHSHS March 1, 2010

Pretorial 

Used to discern the singularly most likely intended meaning of the word it is used in conjunction with when there are multiple interpretations.

"Lets go to the bar after work"
"The pretorial bar?"
"Yes, the one that we most frequently visit."

"Did you hear what the president said?"
"President Bujar Nishani of Albania or the pretorially intended?"
"The latter, Obama"

Pretorial by QuasarPulse June 8, 2013

pétomane syndrome 

A minor behavior problem in which an individual, usually a preadolescent male, deliberately makes disgusting sounds for entertainment purposes. After Joseph Pujol, also known as Le Pétomane, a French entertainer.

Jonathan amused himself and his friends by making flatus-like sounds and generally manifesting the pétomane syndrome.

pétomane syndrome by Duckbutt February 10, 2006

Pretocious 

where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.

She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!

Pretocious by flyingdog April 9, 2009

pretox

The opposite of a detox.

When you know you're going have a ridiculous amount of alcohol over the weekend and you decide to go out for a few drinks the night before as preparation - it's the drinking equivalent of stretching.

"It's the stag do this weekend, the pretox will be in the local from 7 tonight"

pretox by Matt4579 May 28, 2006

protoman 

The first sucessful creation of Dr. Light and Dr. Wily in their researching of robotics. Soon after, Wily stole much of their findings and began a campaign to rule the world. Though Megaman stands mostly in Wily's way, Protoman also lends a hand every now and then when his 'brother' is in trouble.

Protoman is known for his dark sunglasses and yellow scarf. He also announces his presence by whistling his theme song. An imperfection in his neural network was later discovered by Dr. Light that gave Protoman a unique free will, but it would also run down his systems and cause irreparable damage over time. Protoman chose to leave the glitch unperfected, and lives his days how he wishes, and probably solitary.

*NOTE: Protoman's original name (in Japan) is Blues.

"Protoman come when he's needed."

protoman by Synchro September 14, 2003

Pritom

The greatest person. You cant do anything with him. He's too cool. He gets all the girls. Give up.

I am Pritom

Pritom by adsadfasdf April 20, 2018