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A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.
Famous Pretendbians include: Lindsay Lohan, Ann Heche, Kim Kardashian, Britney Gastone
by Brick Wall Brick Wall January 21, 2012
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A pornographic film actress who pretends to be a lesbian in order to satisfy the sick, disgusting desires of pussy pumpers pussy pumper beaver-eater
Mike enjoys watching pretenbian porn, but but winces at the thought of two men together
by Breeder Basher November 27, 2003
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