Pretendbian 

Pre-tend-bee'n
A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.

Famous Pretendbians include: Lindsay Lohan, Ann Heche, Kim Kardashian, Britney Gastone

Pretendbian by Brick Wall Brick Wall February 9, 2012

pretendbian 

A pornographic film actress who pretends to be a lesbian in order to satisfy the sick, disgusting desires of pussy pumpers pussy pumper beaver-eater

Mike enjoys watching pretenbian porn, but but winces at the thought of two men together

pretendbian by Breeder Basher November 27, 2003

i am pretending to type something 

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

i am pretending to type something by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

Pretendance

Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.

Rick had perfect pretendance at the weekly sales meetings this month.

Pretendance by jester66 March 5, 2013

pretindian 

A white person, usually a hippie, granola, or wanna-be guru who uses words like "Father Sky", "Mother Earth", "sacred circle" and "four winds" to try to convince other white people how spiritual they are. These people can often be seen beating drums, wearing turquoise, and howling at the moon on weekends.

Damn it, Bob, stop being a Pretindian. You're an accountant for chrissake. Enough "Taxes with Wolves" nonsense!

pretindian by Ann Y Moss August 16, 2014

pretendian

Every white person in America that claims to be 'part' Native American.

I'm part Indian on my great grand mother's brother's uncle's sister side (Pretendian) but I don't have any way of proving it.

pretendian by ScoobyDooGang May 4, 2007

Not Pretending 

A sarcastic phrase popularized by AdmiralBulldog and his circus of clowns, he calls MegaCucks.

Usually used to exhibit bewilderment and disdain against someone's actions or thoughts. This can be a response to somebody when you don't know if they are "pretending" to be dumb. It can be an affirmation of someone's stupidity.

Can be synonymous with replying to somebody who is being deadass wrong.

In other words, the feeling you get when you thought someone's actions or words were a joke but they were not.

John: Wow! Can you believe that Jeffery Ebstein killed himself?!
Matthew: Do you actually believe that?
John: Yeah. I guess he couldn't take the pressure.
Matthew: *shaking head* Not pretending.

Not Pretending by AtticusXIII November 5, 2019