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Poopy Presty
A terrible event where a person gets so drunk, usually from stealing Joel's vodka, then decide it is a good idea to start emptying their bowels all around the house. Ruined couches, carpet and beding is not the worst of it. When mommy finds said person naked in the closet covered in feces, yeah that's gonna top it all off.
OMG Did you hear about Scott pulling a Poopy Presty last night? He's never gonna live that one down. OWND!!!
Poopy Presty by serotonin November 10, 2006
Related Words
Prestly • prestyn • presly • Presely • Presty • preslye • presly frey • Presly leng • preslynn • Pressly
Priestly Fuck
1- An act of intercourse where the male involved seems completely switched off from the idea that the woman is meant to be getting pleasure, and instead simply gallops towards the semen depositing finale. It leaves the woman feeling like she may as well have been elsewhere. This is a priestly fuck, as one imagines that's exactly how a priest would do it- with as little extra contact as possible so as to make it less of a sin.
2- That guy who disapproves of everything you do that he can't, much like a priest does. He's the bloke who feels it necessary to make himself look better than you by reacting with disgust and incredulous disbelief when hearing of your exploits. He's a priestly fuck, that one. He probably wanks and cries over tales of his mate's debauchery.
2- That guy who disapproves of everything you do that he can't, much like a priest does. He's the bloke who feels it necessary to make himself look better than you by reacting with disgust and incredulous disbelief when hearing of your exploits. He's a priestly fuck, that one. He probably wanks and cries over tales of his mate's debauchery.
1- "I thought you liked Tim, why did you split up?"
"Well, he was a good guy outside of the bedroom, but once we got in there, he subjected me to the most priestly fuck ever, and didn't show any interest in trying again. It's over."
2- Tom- "So I shagged them both. You only live once, right?"
(The assembled mates laugh and agree, gazing at Tom in awe. All except for one.)
Ross- "You ought to be ashamed of yourself"
(Ross gets up and goes to the bar, shaking his head and tutting. The men sit and reel in disbelief)
Tom- "Priestly Fuck!"
"Well, he was a good guy outside of the bedroom, but once we got in there, he subjected me to the most priestly fuck ever, and didn't show any interest in trying again. It's over."
2- Tom- "So I shagged them both. You only live once, right?"
(The assembled mates laugh and agree, gazing at Tom in awe. All except for one.)
Ross- "You ought to be ashamed of yourself"
(Ross gets up and goes to the bar, shaking his head and tutting. The men sit and reel in disbelief)
Tom- "Priestly Fuck!"
Priestly Fuck by MagickDio May 20, 2010
Prestyling
The act of preparing to spit fire (aka freestyle). This time is often dominated by language such as; Uhh, let's go, 'bout to spit! Also: Prestyle, Prestyled...
Phillip: Uhhhhh..... Yeah..... I got 'dis.....
Bob: Ayyy yo! Phillip! Stop prestyling and start rapping!
Bob: Ayyy yo! Phillip! Stop prestyling and start rapping!
Prestyling by Jamaclidis April 23, 2015
Miranda Priestly
1. The HBIC of the movie, The Devil Wears Prada (2006).
2. Embodies the definition of fierce.
3. Used as a threat to get what you want in a subtle, but terrorizing way.
2. Embodies the definition of fierce.
3. Used as a threat to get what you want in a subtle, but terrorizing way.
She will Miranda Priestly the shit out of you if you don't have her coffee as hot as the center of the sun.
Miranda Priestly by regalforeground June 28, 2010
Prestyn
Prestyn
A wonderful girl. She is beautiful and smart. She’s not afraid to speak her mind unless your her parents. She loves fictional characters but has one person who is truly in her heart. She is compassionate about what she loves. She likes to keep her grades at and is super emotional. A simple letter can make her cry. Her best friend is the closest person she’s got. She loves jokes too. She loves hearing and making others laugh. She is weird, but in a good way.
Prestyn by funleomadeboy123 February 20, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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