Prestest

A man with an outstandingly large penis.

That man over there has a Prestest.

by H14W June 14, 2021

Prostestaut

Young prostitute. A child that has sex for cash.

Those 6th graders are prostestauts.

by Joey D (Takai) January 6, 2008

pretest

A completely useless and meaningless assignment that university professors assign their students on a weekly basis. It usually tests on subjects that haven't been covered in class yet, hence "pre" test. The main problem is that it's also "pre" lesson, and therefore a waste of time.

"Man, did you do the pretest?"
"Yeah, but I couldn't answer any of the questions. We haven't covered any of it yet, and it's not in the book!"
"Tell me about it. Pretests are BOGUS!"

by BryantB9 October 16, 2008

prestentious

When something is equal parts prestigious, and pretentious.

The Ohio State University is Prestentious as hell.

by Taboolecus May 30, 2017

prostesticles

fake testicles/ prostetic testicles

Someone I know named Jeff got his balls ripped off by a dog so he got prostesticles

by Blajia Jones September 24, 2005

Pretesticles

Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.

Theodore has pretesticles.

Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.

"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"

by John Chapman (Actual Size) January 18, 2009

Preshest

Something or someone that is so precious that it is unbelievable.

“Sophia’s eyes are the preshest”

by Clondale July 21, 2025