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Prestest 

A man with an outstandingly large penis.
That man over there has a Prestest.
Prestest by H14W June 14, 2021
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Prostestaut

Young prostitute. A child that has sex for cash.
Those 6th graders are prostestauts.
Prostestaut by Joey D (Takai) January 6, 2008
A completely useless and meaningless assignment that university professors assign their students on a weekly basis. It usually tests on subjects that haven't been covered in class yet, hence "pre" test. The main problem is that it's also "pre" lesson, and therefore a waste of time.
"Man, did you do the pretest?"
"Yeah, but I couldn't answer any of the questions. We haven't covered any of it yet, and it's not in the book!"
"Tell me about it. Pretests are BOGUS!"
pretest by BryantB9 October 16, 2008

prestentious 

When something is equal parts prestigious, and pretentious.
The Ohio State University is Prestentious as hell.
prestentious by Taboolecus May 30, 2017

prostesticles 

Someone I know named Jeff got his balls ripped off by a dog so he got prostesticles
prostesticles by Blajia Jones September 24, 2005

Pretesticles 

Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.
Theodore has pretesticles.

Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.

"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"

Preshest 

Something or someone that is so precious that it is unbelievable.
Sophias eyes are the preshest”
Preshest by Clondale July 21, 2025
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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