Pretesticles 

Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.

Theodore has pretesticles.

Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.

"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"

Pretesticles by John Chapman (Actual Size) January 18, 2009

Pressticles 

The state of your balls when subjected to tight jeans

I’ve gained 20 lbs and my old jeans are killing my pressticles.

Pressticles by DTempo December 4, 2018

pantesticles 

Pants that have testicles built in.

Person 1: Woah, you have a huge pantesticles.
Person B: WTF? No seriously, your mom's pantesticles.

pantesticles by Schmoodle the talking poodle February 4, 2006

prostesticles 

fake testicles/ prostetic testicles

Someone I know named Jeff got his balls ripped off by a dog so he got prostesticles

prostesticles by Blajia Jones September 24, 2005

Protesticle

A protest conducted by males.

Dougie, Lisa, and Lynn passed a protesticle of tractors on the way to Garmisch.

Protesticle by Samsmom621 January 11, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022