Pretesticles

Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.

Theodore has pretesticles.

Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.

"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"

by John Chapman (Actual Size) January 18, 2009

Pressticles

The state of your balls when subjected to tight jeans

I’ve gained 20 lbs and my old jeans are killing my pressticles.

by DTempo December 4, 2018

pantesticles

Pants that have testicles built in.

Person 1: Woah, you have a huge pantesticles.
Person B: WTF? No seriously, your mom's pantesticles.

by Schmoodle the talking poodle February 4, 2006

prostesticles

fake testicles/ prostetic testicles

Someone I know named Jeff got his balls ripped off by a dog so he got prostesticles

by Blajia Jones September 24, 2005

Protesticle

A protest conducted by males.

Dougie, Lisa, and Lynn passed a protesticle of tractors on the way to Garmisch.

by Samsmom621 January 11, 2024