Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.
Theodore has pretesticles.

Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.

"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"
by John Chapman (Actual Size) January 18, 2009
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