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Presten is typically a fun guy who likes to joke around. He is a sporty person who is determined to improve through consistent hard work. Although he can be brutally honest, he is a kind guy who cares about people's feeling. He can tend to struggle to keep his focus, but he works hard to come out on top.
I met a boy named Presten in 7th grade.
Presten by Nagem H April 29, 2019
Presten is a very sexy guy with a huge penis and a person you want to be around, a Presten is a very kind caring person that are known for good at sex.
Wow is that Presten he’s sexy
Presten by anonymous November 24, 2021
A man who smokes weed and he gets his hair cut off when he does
Presten did it and got something.
presten by Trent Anderson October 7, 2016
One of the best known cliffs on Lofoten. Deep, placid fjords, jagged rocky peaks, a historic and geologic masterpiece! Check it out and you might wanna climb it!
Dude, what do you mean you've never head of Presten? Its amazing! Personally my favorite.
Presten by paparoni May 16, 2016
A very nice and sweet girl, who just loves to make your night! She is absolutely the most beautiful person on this planet, and there is no one like them. She is incredibly talented, very nice and easy to talk to. She's always so open to talking to you when you feel down. She is just perfect and you won't want her to ever change. She is absolutely an amazing person. She is funny and down to earth, and you just want to spend the rest of your life with her.
Caleb: I have to include an example, it won't let me submit without. Sorry Presten :p
Presten by OGGA BOOGAA February 2, 2019
The type of guy to piss in peculiar places
Mom I’m scared…… That’s a Presten
Presten by Heckboy1843 February 1, 2022
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