Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."
Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"
Mark: "After... duh, next?"
James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"
Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "
Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"
Mark: "After... duh, next?"
James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"
Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "
by TheHanMan April 2, 2009
Get the Press Conferencemug. A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.
"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."
by J.Bot November 15, 2007
Get the Press Conferencemug. When a female (or male) kneals in front of 3 or more naked men and takes their penises in her mouth one by one - as though they are microphones at a press conference
by bro-oss March 22, 2010
Get the press conferencemug. Hey man I heard you were banging that Bolivian girl, way to go!
Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference
Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference
by AngryFrenchCanadian January 23, 2011
Get the Peer Press Conferencemug. When a person repeatedly avoids answering a question by changing the subject or rambling on with an incoherent anecdote.
by Mouf Breathah March 30, 2009
Get the Marinelli Press Conferencemug. by Burn813 November 21, 2013
Get the iraqi press conferencemug. When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
Get the Bald Head Press Conferencemug.