Presernet

An individual's accumulated internet presence.

I googled myself the other day and realized I have quite the presernet.

Presernet by Colin Pepper April 23, 2010

present mic 

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi

Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

present mic by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019

Presentation Michael 

Evil twin of the My Hero Academia character, Present Mic. Presentation Michael is gay, a war criminal, and has a very large dick.

Yeah Present Mic is cool, but i like his twin, Presentation Michael way better. Have you seen that guy's dick?

Presentation Michael by pissypiss January 2, 2021

Preferential Racist 

Someone who is against racism towards specific racial group(s) they like, but also advocates for and/or encourages racism against different particular racial group(s) they don't like. The preferential racist tries to hide behind the fact they are against racism only partially as long as it is towards racial groups they prefer, and in doing so they think they are somehow granted special privileges that make it okay for them to be racist towards racial groups they don't prefer. Additionally they will often use nonsense mental gymnastics and fallacious reasoning to blame the problems of racial group(s) they like on the racial groups they don't like as a way to disguise and legitimize their racism. They are hypocrites and ironically, racist.

Preferential Racist: We need to finally have a conversation about the racism towards racial group X. Other racial group Y is inherently bad and the root of all of their problems!
Rationalist: By have a conversation you actually mean you just want us to receive your blessed wisdom through a monologue in which your aim is to convert us to your nonsense ideology. If any of us disagree with you, you will just call us racist, accuse us of being part of the problem, and put us in a box of one of the racial groups you don't like. So you don't actually want to have a conversation. Anything that can be seen as racial progress is something that will be talked around, instead of celebrated.

Preferential Racist by ApplesPotatoGardner August 10, 2023

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation 

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation by Jabrill combey June 1, 2017

wallace presentation 

A variation on the "middle finger" obscene gesture. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle and only the middle finger is extended straight in the air. Generally considered to be a more elegant way to express "<screw> you".

Steve and Mike gave Andy the Wallace Presentation when Andy asked them to pick up the tab.

wallace presentation by Shames October 11, 2015

Who's watching in (Present year) 

An extremely cancerous sentence posted on youtube comment sections of old videos so they can easily get likes. Usually, videos posted within the years 2005, to 2010 in 2017.

Yep, just post one simple "Who's watching in 2017" or whatever year you're in and you'll get likes in no time. About 10% of people hate this type of comment. The other 90% though, love it because it gets them likes and they don't have the skillz to become pro at making likable youtube comments.

Who's watching in 2017?

Replies:

Me.

Me.

Not me.

And someone that actually thinks this comment is cancerous, "I'm watching in 2017 too, Btw that type of comment is cancerous.

Who's watching in (Present year) basically it is just baiting to get likes.

Who's watching in (Present year) by LittleRocketMan February 27, 2017