Preplaned 

preplaned strategy to successfully get everyone though a rough Strom.

Preplaned the world has been waiting.

Preplaned by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

well prepared 

Having alcohol on your person.

Josh: Good luck on your final!!

Marie: Thanks! Cam and I are going in well prepared.

well prepared by MIT Nerd December 23, 2011

Prepared for 3 AM. 

Gym rats use these phrase after a hard workout to state that they are ready to battle their demons once again.
That is because 3 am is also called "the devils hour".

I did a killer bysep workout today, i am prepared for 3 am.

Prepared for 3 AM. by yohnes August 25, 2022

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. 

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Pre-prepared 

An adjective indicating that something has been prepared before it is prepared.

"I didn't prepare dinner tonight because is was pre-prepared. You'll find it in the freezer."

Pre-prepared by Urban-Joe November 24, 2012

preslander 

(pree-sland-ur)
A term coined by tiktok user @iamsandraf in conjunction with @sophiawpelton meaning:
The forced and performative preamble that you have to give before you brutally defame someone's entire character with your friends.

Alex gave a convincing preslander before completely ripping Lola's reputation to shreds.

preslander by SadGirlOurs March 30, 2021

Emergency Preparedness Meeting 

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.

Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"

Emergency Preparedness Meeting by Sunshyne Lollipops February 5, 2010